La Vita e bella

Sometimes things can get pretty shady. just make sure that the shade is coming from that giant willow you sit under to watch the stars and feel the winds against your skin.

bunsen:

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

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daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

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malformalady:

Papakōlea Beach (also known as Green Sand Beach or Mahana Beach) is a green sand beach located near South Point, in the Kaʻū district of the island of Hawaiʻi. It gets its distinctive coloring from the mineral olivine, found in the enclosing cinder cone.
Photo credit: Rebecca Green

malformalady:

Papakōlea Beach (also known as Green Sand Beach or Mahana Beach) is a green sand beach located near South Point, in the Kaʻū district of the island of Hawaiʻi. It gets its distinctive coloring from the mineral olivine, found in the enclosing cinder cone.

Photo credit: Rebecca Green

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  • Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

chickemuqqets:

Yes, I know that I have an acne. Yes I know where it is. Yes, I know it’s abnormally large. No, you don’t have to point it out.

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Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.

—H.P. Lovecraft (via observando)